james\ bond

james\ bond
1. (James Bond) (947↑, 138↓)
The ultimate gentleman spy. Agent 007. The "00" indicates that he has a license to kill (therefore, there are another 8 dudes that can do that). Women want him and men want to be him. Signature drink: Vodka martini, (shaken, not stirred.) Signature gun: of course, a Walter PPK. As long as the queen of England rule the empire, he will be at her secret service. In lingo terms: A bad-white-ass-mofo. It is known that Sean Connery is the best Bond ever.

Who will save the Buckingham Palace, the jewels of the crown, the Big Ben and the whole world from a evil megalomaniac villain, while he has some unfinished bussiness to attend with some gorgeus women? Bond... James Bond

2. (james bond) (558↑, 121↓)
a guy who sleeps w/ lots of women and is real smooth

bond is the man

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3. (James Bond) (400↑, 96↓)
-Gets more pussy than you or I.

James Bond is the ultimate pimp. (For a British guy)

4. (james bond) (359↑, 71↓)
A guy who sleeps with at least 5 girls in one movie
5. (James Bond) (259↑, 86↓)
Fictional [secret agent] of Great Britain's [SIS] (also called [MI6]). 007. In the [Ian Flemming] novels, Bond first had a .25 calibre (\!) Beretta as a gun, but M and Maj. Boothroyd made him switch it for the [Walther PPK] when he was nearly killed in action because the Beretta [jammed]. In the movies Bond uses the PPK exclusivly until he switches to another Walther, the [P99] -- however, the scene where his Beretta is replaced by the [PPK] is preserved in the movie Dr. No. To date, 5 actors have played James Bond in film: [Sean Connery], [George Lazenby], [Roger Moore], [Timothy Dalton] (who portrayed a Bond closest to Flemming's original literary character), and [Pierce Brosnan]. The 6th to play Bond will be [Daniel Craig]. Craig will be the second Englishman to play Bond (the first was Roger Moore).

"The name's Bond. James Bond." "Medium-dry vodka martini. Shaken, not stirred." "I never miss." "Oh, grow up, 007\!" "I don't know any doctor jokes."

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6. (James Bond) (154↑, 60↓)
Complicated and unnecessary, but cool as in,

"Your car has a motorized pool cue caddy? That's some james bond shit\!"

7. (James Bond) (121↑, 28↓)
A person any man could be jealous of

All the women he gets

8. (james bond) (141↑, 57↓)
When a guy has lost all faith that a girl likes him..but if he is good enough he can win the girl and end up dating her or doing stuff with her...like james bond in all or almost all bond films, the girl usually starts out hating him and swearing that they wont touch him...but near the middle or end he always gets the girl doesnt he?

guy 1: hey man, i heard that joe got with michelle last night even after she told him and everyone she didnt like him? guy 2: yah man he pulled a james bond\! guy 1: sweeeeeet

9. (James Bond) (148↑, 90↓)
James Bond is a fictional character created by Ian Fleming. Ian Fleming wrote the James Bond books at first then in time United Artists - UA created the movies, until MGM took them over, James Bond movies are still in production up to date, until someone decides that he be killed.

James Bond.

10. (james bond) (91↑, 47↓)
The only British person who actually sounds cool when he speaks.

You can't get much smoother than "The name's Bond. James Bond."

11. (James Bond) (54↑, 15↓)
Dude who gets laid in every Fucking movie

Sean CoNNery is such a James Bond

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12. (James Bond) (56↑, 32↓)
A karate chop, usually to the back of the head.

I wanted to get into the show so I james bonded the bouncer.

13. (James Bond) (67↑, 50↓)
A british secret service agent that acquires mad ass and kills lots of things all the while keeping his cool.

James Bond in Ian Flemmings "From Russia With Love"

14. (James Bond) (50↑, 42↓)
was the coolest, back in the day when sean connery was young.er.
15. (james bond) (61↑, 54↓)
Fictional British secret agent created by writer Ian Fleming in the 1950s. In 1962 the first Bond movie, Dr. No, was released. As of 2004 there have been 20 Bond movies (even more than that if you count the "unofficial" Bond movies like Casino Royale and Never Say Never Again) released, with even more in production. Bond is known all over the world for using cool gadgets, driving fast cars, romancing beautiful women, and drinking vodka martinis (shaken, not stirred). Women want him, and men want to be him.

"My name is Bond, James Bond."

16. (james bond) (36↑, 38↓)
verb. to commit a difficult or seemingly impossible act with the utmost efficiency, achieving all goals with no personal loss, maintaining a cool, calm demeanor and topping it all off with class, a cheeky catchphrase and, if at all possible, the occasional explosion and some hot sex.

"are you sure you can pull this off? many have tried and failed." "not only will i pull it off, i'm gonna James Bond it."

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17. (James Bond) (38↑, 40↓)
A person who has an excess amount of STD's

That man is a James Bond. He has 37 seprate STD's

18. (james bond) (30↑, 38↓)
Verb: To have sex with a woman and kill a man in the same day.

Chris killed Dr. Schniten and screwed his secratary; he pulled a james bond.

19. (James Bond) (41↑, 50↓)
A bad ass white guy wit tricks like whoa, but then again who wouldnt be a bad ass with all that sweet shizit.

Damn James Bond is a bad mofo, tricking people out they damn minds

20. (James Bond) (6↑, 21↓)
The James Bond: When fucking a girl, one pulls his dick out, takes the condom off like a gentleman and says "the name's Bond, James Bond." One than proceeds to fuck the girl, unsheathed.

Yo dude\! I James Bonded this smut last night. Than I pushed her down the stairs...just in case.

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21. (James Bond) (26↑, 41↓)
A term to describe [douchebags] in the United States who can't keep their car on the right side of the road.

Hey, James Bond, get off the fucking road\!

22. (james bond) (15↑, 31↓)
1. In context, this name can be used to describe a very unsmooth, clumsy, indecisive, and goofy person AKA the opposite of James Bond. Used sarcastically. 2. Also used more literally to describe a very suave, confident person with much [swag], much like the James Bond in the movies.

1. Wow. Just when you tried to impress that girl you managed to call her by the wrong name THEN spill her drink all over you and her. Good work, James Bond\!\! 2. Damn, that dudes got so much swag. He's always keeps a cool head. That guys James Bond\!

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23. (James Bond) (23↑, 40↓)
You James Bond someone by having sex with them while watching the whole scene through an empty toilet paper roll. After you finish, you beat her until all you see is blood. If beating doesn't work, I guess you'll have to shoot her.

Hey, have you seen Stacy lately? Yeah, she's in the hospital. Ricky found out she was a Russian spy so last night he had to James Bond her.

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24. (James Bond) (38↑, 55↓)
The Absolutely Greatest films ever made. They are the only Movies that make you wanna watch them over and over. They had some bad ones such as Moonraker, but they are still worth watching. My favorite Bond Is Roger Moore, My favorite Bond Girl is Natalya, and my favorite Villain is Baron Samedi. My personal list from best to worst... 1.Licence to Kill 2.Goldfinger 3.Live and Let Die 4.You Only Live Twice 5.Octopussy 6.Thunderball 7.Goldeneye 8.From Russia, With Love 9.The World Is not Enough 10.Diamonds Are Forever 11.The Man with the Golden Gun 12.Die Another Day 13.For Your Eyes Only 14.The Living Daylights 15.Drno 16.On Her Majesty's Secret Service 17.The Spy who Loved Me 18.A View To a Kill 19.Moonraker 20.Tommorow Never Dies

Well, There have been different James Bonds over the years: Sean Connery George Lazenby Roger Moore Timothy Dalton Pierce Brosnan and now... Daniel Craig

25. (James Bond) (18↑, 36↓)
To "James Bond" someone, or give them the "Bond Treatment" is when you have a one night stand, and surreptitiously exit the dorm room/hotel room/bedroom before they wake up, leaving them to arise later on, alone and befuddled. Extra points if you're wearing a tux at the time.

"Oh man. Kevin got home at like 7am. He totally pulled a James Bond on that girl\!"

26. (James Bond) (30↑, 48↓)
A fictional British super-agent, who, concidering he was the same man in all of his movies, is supposed to be more than 80 years old in his latest movies.

I swear, I read one of [Ian Fleming]'s books, it says James Bond was born in the 20s. James Bond is a movie charachter who NEVER gets old.

27. (james bond) (48↑, 66↓)
To the idiot with the the definition about only 9 00's, your an idiot. It goes beyond 009, it's not that hard to add 00 to 11 which was in a novel along with 0013. And for God's sake, it's Walther not WALTER.

M replaced James Bond's Beretta with a Walther PPK.

28. (James Bond) (10↑, 30↓)
One who has sexual intercourse with tons of random people he/she has just met

Your a James Bond

29. (James Bond) (11↑, 31↓)
A name given to a specific strain of marijuana (weed, pot, devil's lettuce, etc.) that looks, feels and smells like cheap weed, but hits hard and is actually quite potent. It is called James Bond because it can be bought for cheap if your dealer doesn't realize it's James Bond when he is selling it to you (the dealer thinks its cheap because it looks cheap) and it surprises you how good it is when you smoke it. Just like an undercover James Bond.

person1: dude this weed doesn't seem that good. person2: trust me dude it's James Bond. person3: OH SHIT (takes a nice smooth hit)

30. (James Bond) (10↑, 30↓)
The name given when a group of frends has to get out of a location at speed. The friend with the car jumps in, opens all the doors apart from his own, and drives toward his mates. The rest of the group do the 'james bond' and jump in the car while it is moving. The doors are shut and the car carries on driving. Named after the British Spy James Bond (007) whose car is a very important assett in his adventures.

Alex: We need to get out of here\! Laurence: Get into your car and prepare for the James Bond. Alex: Right.

31. (james bond) (45↑, 70↓)
A Man with way more Std's than anyone should ever have to suffer.

Oh my god\! I have Herpies and Crabs and the clap and syphilis and genital warts and AIDS and Hep 1, 2, AND 3 and a yeast infection and OH MY GOD\!\! WHAT IS THAT?\!?\!?\! I AM TOTALLY JAMES BOND\!\!\!\!

32. (James Bond) (22↑, 61↓)
Pete Emmerich...next time you try to prove someone wrong, do it righ. Bond never had a Beretta. He had a Walther PPK, which was then swapped in Tommorrow Never Dies by Wai Lin with a Walther P99. Also, there were more than 13 00s too. In total, if you read Her Majesty's MI5 by Ian Fleming, there were in fact 43 00's. The exact number of Ms commissioned at MI5 headquarters. In conclusion, James Bond is synomomous with 'every English gentleman' and is without the owner of the best hair gel ever and also Pete Emmerich has the smallest wiener ever...

Bond: Do you expect me talk Goldfi-i-inge-er? Goldfinger: No Mi-i-ister Bond, I expict you to die\!

33. (james bond) (43↑, 93↓)
James bond shags like 10 women every movie, but you never see him bathe. therefore I put it to you, that James Bond's cock stinks like a bad 'un.

Any Bond film, ever. Bond, James 'Smelly-cock' Bond.

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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